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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 02:09
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What happens to adults with Down syndrome when their parents can't look after them any more?
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
Still no good.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
What are some current trends in sci-fi and fantasy literature?
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
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Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way